029: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – The Runaway Franchise Podcast

WOWOWOWOWOW we are actually done with the Twilight Saga. We start this one off with some great snack eating while on the mic. Also there’s a guest! It turns out that there was an actual Twilight fan (kind of) amongst our friends. This sleeper agent goes by the name of Caitlin (hastagdonttellcaitlin) – purveyor of fine enamel pins over at Girly Pop Bows. We wrap up the Twilight Saga and move on to bigger and better things. Thanks for tuning in!

This week in the lobby:

Girly Pop Bows (https://www.etsy.com/shop/girlypop)

The Runaway Franchisees are:

Dom Delledera (http://domsfunandgames.com)
Ed Jelley (http://edjelley.com)
Tom Napolitano (http://tomnapolitano.com) Continue reading 029: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – The Runaway Franchise Podcast

028: Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 – The Runaway Franchise Podcast

This week, we start the two part conclusion of the epic Twilight Saga. It’s not really epic actually, but there are some wild things that shouldn’t happen in a vampire movie for teens. Ed is morally outraged by the inappropriateness of the movie, Dom immediately shares his distaste for Jell-o products, and Tom wishes we got a “baby crawlin’ out” scene.  Let’s get into this awkward honeymoon-birth-life and death-full film.

This week in the lobby:

We announce the JAWS GAW winner, tune in to see if it’s you!

The Runaway Franchisees are:

Dom Delledera (http://domsfunandgames.com)
Ed Jelley (http://edjelley.com)
Tom Napolitano (http://tomnapolitano.com) Continue reading 028: Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 – The Runaway Franchise Podcast

027: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – The Runaway Franchise Podcast

UGH. We are still watching Twilight. Tom attempts to make some connections between Twilight: Eclipse and Bonnie Tyler’s 1983 smash hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. He even starts singing again. Ed is broken down completely (mentally and physically because it was kinda warm in the house) and might not even have a soul left after this movie. Dom maintains optimism, but he’d still rather watch Jaws 3 and Aliens 3 all day than watch Twilight 3 again. Let’s dig into this third part of the ever-popular Twilight Saga.

The JAWS Giveaway is almost over, enter here:

http://www.runawayfranchise.com/jawsgaw

Giddy up and get on it, this is the last week to enter! Continue reading 027: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – The Runaway Franchise Podcast

026: The Twilight Saga: New Moon – Runaway Franchise Podcast

This week, we enter the Twilight Saga with some curiosity, confusion, and some mild rage. Tom sings too much, and everyone wishes he’d go back to car sounds. Ed would love to do steroids but rather kill himself than play baseball (among many other things), Dom admits “the only thing that can hurt me is you”, “can we stop this noooow”, and sexual dad tension. 

This week in the lobby:
WE ARE STILL PUSHING THIS AWESOME GIVEAWAY:
https://runawayfranchise.com/jawsgaw
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025: Twilight (2008) – Runaway Franchise Podcast

Are we really doing this? Yes, we are really doing this. We legitimately started watching Twilight…for science…and entertainment! Tune in for this sexy, weird, vampirey, werewolfy saga of awkwardness. We break down this teen fantasy drama series for the greater good of the world (with a healthy dose of self-hate). We really don’t understand why people like these movies.

This week in the lobby:

Don’t forget to enter the Jaws giveaway, still going on!

http://www.runawayfranchise.com/jawsgaw

Prize Pack Includes:

Custom Hand Painted Captain Quint Figurine
Rubber Shark Puppet to re-enact your favorite scenes
SCHWIMFAN Pin from CHUD Report
The Runaway Franchisees are:
Dom Delledera (http://domsfunandgames.com)
Ed Jelley (http://edjelley.com)
Tom Napolitano (http://tomnapolitano.com/)

Make sure to subscribe and rate, you can get in touch with us at http://runawayfranchise.com 

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024: JAWS 4: The Revenge – Runaway Franchise Podcast

Don’t forget to enter our JAWS Captain Quint Figure Giveaway! http://www.runawayfranchise.com/jawsgaw This week, we wrap up the flaming, shark-filled dumpster fire that is the Jaws franchise. What better way to do so than with our good buddy Rick from Chud Report (http://www.instagram.com/chudreport)!? This time, the shark is back and he’s ready to take sweet sweet … Continue reading 024: JAWS 4: The Revenge – Runaway Franchise Podcast